There is not a rock big enough for me to crawl under.

Davis

 

Davisism

Man walking into a convienient store with a baby on his shoulders...

Davisism

Who needs a beatbox when you've got a baby!!

Recital

Always fun to watch Campbell dance!  Derek is pretty sure the end is near. (He thinks she's going to break up with him)  First break up will be tough. He's had a lot going on lately.  Middle school sucks. I'm so glad it's over for him, although I'm not sure high school will be much better. I'm ready to reel my people    

Davisism

I just ate a bite of pancake in the shape of Japan.

A rare Derekism:
I need a shirt to wear (to the 8th grade Beach bash). I'm not trying to be rude but I look like someone from the Holocaust. You can see my spine.

:-(

Davisism - Text from his teacher