Yes, it is another blog about potty training. It has taken over my life.
So it is Monday and I am taking Davis to get a new backpack and lunch box for school since he has never had a new one. Thanks to Big D he always winds up with a hand me down.
We venture out in big boy underwear because I am done with pull ups.
JoAnn fabrics 9:45
Me Do you need to go potty?
D NO
Pottery Barn kids at the mall 10:30ish
D Mama pee pee's coming out
Me Shit (under my breath). Here sit in your stroller we are going to the bathroom.
Mall bathroom 10:32ish
Me Davis you pooped in your new Diego underwear.
D pee pee and poo poo come out.
Me Say goodbye to Diego he is going in the trash.
D Bye bye Diego. (he could care less)
We buy a backpack and lunch box and call it a day.
Home 12:00ish
Me Do you need to go potty
D Nope
1:15ish
D Mama pee pee's coming out.
So I clean up a puddle of pee on my carpet.
2:30ish
D Mama pee pee's coming out.
That's right again same spot I clean up a puddle of pee on my carpet.
3:15 We are heading out to pick up Derek from school.
Me You have to sit on the potty before we get in the car.
D (on the potty) No pee pee's coming out
Shocking seeing how he just peed twice on the carpet.
3:30 Doctor's office for well checks
Derek and Davis both drink up their Tylenol to get a chicken pox vaccine. They always fill the little dispenser cup with water to wash it down. So Davis was standing on a little kid chair to reach the water in the room. He gets down and what do ya know...
D Pee pees come out! (splatter splatter)
The poor nurse throws some paper towels down and watches me clean up. I don't blame her a bit and told her that I would clean it up b/c who wants to clean up some other kid's pee. I don't want to clean up my own kids pee.
Nurse Umm are they ready for their shots?
Me No let me get him in dry clothes.
It is at this moment that I sit down in the little kid chair to take off the wet clothes and put on the dry when I realize that the pee pee started coming out BEFORE he got off the chair and I am now sitting in it.
So great after 3 "accident" clean ups I sit in the 4th. NEAT.
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4 comments:
That story will never get old! Hehehe
I laughed so hard pee pee was coming out!
oh Trisha. I'm sorry but I haven't laughed like this since last night!
At least it was your own kid's pee. I was at a friend's house last week and accidentally sat in a chair that her potty-training son had peed on and she hadn't had a chance to clean up yet. Sigh.
I'm not looking forward to round three of potty training. You'll have to give me all your tips and tricks since I've never worked with a boy before.
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